February 2008
19 posts
OH: if you think about it, everyone has assholes. They just make poops and farts.
Oh: ariel is hiding the salame.
Oh: I’m holding her legs open!
Role, activity, implement, location, predicament.
Manged to escape the downpour while still inside Mission Cliffs. Rode home as soon as it stopped. I’m not even wet!
OH: Guinness and Cap’n Crunch is money. If you run out of milk.
OH: “14 pounds of hops through the bung?? I’ll tell you they didn’t get it out.” “That’s what she said.”
Heading to Toronado for some barleywine
New trivia team name: my mother gave me laser crabs
Fugazi makes the last few hours of work much better than the first.
I think my Twitter <3s are broken. Or maybe nobody sent me one…?
I can neither confirm nor deny that Shiner Bock is being consumed
Shiner has been broughten. Now to eat this sushi and rock some more javascript. Will crack a Shiner later in honor of Friday.
Collecting ideas (my own)
OH: have you squeezed your munchkin today?
FixvjZ
Happy b-day @glenda! I would have said that last night if I had any idea :)
OH: There should be a straw that just sucks those greasy balls into your mouth.
So, googling “crotch target” doesn’t turn up what you’re looking for?