June 2008
46 posts
Invented a term that has no results on Google (until now): “torso mullet” Use your imagination…
RE: torso mullet, this dude http://is.gd/ImR, with a chest hair buzz cut
OH: I may or may not be overhearding that
Overcast but not cold. Totally prepared for sloshball. Our field is on the opposite side of the bathroom from SF funraisers kickball
Picking up the PBR kegs on the way to Golden Gate park with Scott and @aprilini. @rk en route with grill and foods.
I got one better on @rk: beer, bacon, boobs, blues, and batter blaster
There was an unexpected error rendering this error message. Your substitute error message is “o noes, the tubes are clogged by lolz”
Thor is wearing his lightning socks today. Zap!
acquiring a triple pack of Batter Blaster
Being rickrolled by the Tonga room’s cover band
wishing I had a decoder ring so I could understand what the heck @t is twittering about all the time
experiencing a headache from consumption of beverages approximately twelve hours ago
having an awesome birthday at the hemlock after some serious trivia at edinburgh castle
OH: “Are you circumcised?” “Hell no! If somebody cuts my dick, it better be for vengeance.”
And so Jesse started a Tumblr blog...
Jesse!: Crystal Castles...
Jesse!: why?
Cameron: hahaha
Just watched a giraffe take a taste of another giraffe’s pee. The face he made was priceless
In this group it’s twitter status: up, fly status: down
Surprise! I’m at 500 club for Willo’s birthday
pants status: short
Tres Agaves was the right decision before the Laughing Squid drinkup. Filling up on top notch Mexican food and starting off with a margarita
Heading to Berkeley on this fine, hot day to get dinner at Gregoire. Anyone in the east bay into hanging out after??
people-watching on Shattuck in the warm weather
Netflix making a mistake, but why? The Roku player doesn’t support profiles, so the website can’t anymore?? http://gsfn.us/t/izm
Ouch! I have a ____ on the finger I usually use to pick ____. (this undershare brought to you by “hangnail” and “my nose”)
Dear followers whom I know personally, you are invited to my birthday: http://tinyurl.com/63og8j
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3rd Annual SF Sloshball Madness
Cameron and Felicia were born. Whenceforth, sloshball
SHORT NOTICE!!
To celebrate the fact that we’re really* old, we’re going to the park.
The will be sloshball. There will be a grill. There will be some snacks.
If you aren’t into sloshing, but you like friendly people and hanging out at the park, come on by! The more the merrier.
Food will be potluck style, so bring...
What’s wrong with Songbird? Apparently it’s his constant flatulence. http://gsfn.us/t/izb
OH: “I don’t know who’s girlfriend she is, but they walkin’ with the right woman.” re: me and Matt walking w/ @aprilini
Sailing around Angel Island. It’s sunny on the far side. I can see San Quentin from here
About to go sailing on a two-masted schooner
OH: “How many harnesses do you need, right?” “I’ve met some people in some clubs who would say ‘you can never have enough.’”
Does anyone still need a Fire Eagle invite? I have one…
and @ddukes takes it!
Pantstatus: on!
Excited to be moving into Twitter’s soon-to-be-vacated office with the GSFN team! They are moving around the corner into a bigger office.
Left buzz’s wwdc party too early. Feeling sick will do that to ya
Left buzz’s wwdc party too early. Feeling sick will do that to ya
Zeitgeist. The only bar with pine cones in San Francisco
Happy to be climbing at mission cliffs this fine sunny morning
Heading home. Feeling very out of touch
OH: Gah! I rickrolled myself!
I hope @ian’s server holds up now that I’ve told *way* too many people about http://lol.ianloic.com/ Sorry @ian!
Man, my ___ has been a really weird shade of ___ lately. (this undershare tweet brought to you by poop and the color green)